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My Friends Call Me Monster
Robert Lawrence Stine
My Friends Call Me Monster
Age Rating, Reading Level & Content Guide
Goosebumps HorrorLand #7
The text is written at a 3rd grade reading level, the subject matter is intended for middle graders (ages 9–12), and the content has moderate intensity with some emotionally heavy themes. Its HootRating code, MP, means moderate content, mostly physical.
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About This Book
Michael Munroe is about to discover why his new teacher calls everyone Little Monsters—and why a lunch invitation to her house might be more frightening than fun. When a mysterious giant egg starts cracking in the attic, Michael learns that some lessons in fear are best avoided. Can he escape the eerie surprises waiting for him before it's too late?
Quick Assessment
This is a Level 3-4 book with moderate content intensity. Content themes include mild peril, fantasy violence, fear & anxiety. Written for readers ages 9-12.
Why we rated My Friends Call Me Monster MP (Moderate)
My Friends Call Me Monster is written at a Level 3-4 reading level across 138 pages (approximately 22,345 words). Reading-wise, most kids in grade 4 and up can manage My Friends Call Me Monster on their own; younger readers can enjoy it with a parent or teacher reading along.
Read aloud, My Friends Call Me Monster runs about 2.5 hours — long enough to span several bedtime sessions.
We rate My Friends Call Me Monster as MP (Moderate, mostly physical) because the content sits in the "Moderate" range — moderate conflict that may involve loss, scary scenes, or interpersonal stakes. The strongest signals come from physical peril — these are the dimensions parents should evaluate against their reader's tolerance.
Specific content flags noted by reviewers: Mild Peril, Fantasy Violence, Fear & Anxiety.
Thematically, My Friends Call Me Monster explores friendship, adventure, and fantasy world-building — these threads give the book room to mean different things to different readers.
Good fit for
- ✓ Children in the Ages 9-12 range — the maturity and attention span match the story's pacing.
- ✓ Readers who like a steady plot with enough momentum to keep pages turning.
- ✓ Kids drawn to stories about friendship, adventure, fantasy world-building.
- ✓ Readers who fall hard for one book and want a long series to live in — there are 18 more books in the Goosebumps HorrorLand series.
Maybe not for
- ! Readers who get easily upset by emotional or moderately dark scenes — the conflict here is real, not just background flavor.
- ! Children who are sensitive to violence, even when handled at age-appropriate levels.
For Parents
Content Intensity
MP · Moderate · PhysicalReading the HootRating code: the first letter is the content intensity (C = Gentle · L = Mild · M = Moderate · I = Intense · V = Very Intense); the second, when there is one, is the kind of content that drives it (E = Emotional · P = Physical · S = Social · T = Thematic). Reading level and age range are rated separately. How we rate
Real stakes and emotional weight. May include sustained danger, loss, or bullying.
Content Flags
Was our "Moderate" content intensity rating accurate for this book?
Reading Insights
Hook Factor
6/10Engaging read with solid pacing and interesting themes.
Discussion Potential
2/10A lighter read — great for independent enjoyment.
Book DNA
Multi-dimensional content fingerprint
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Details
Book Length
- ISBN
- 9780439918756
- Pages
- 138
- Publisher
- Scholastic Inc.
- Published
- 2009
- Type
- Fiction
- Word Count
- 22,345
- Read-Aloud
- ~2h 29m
- Text Density
- Standard