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Kale, My Ex, and Other Things to Toss in a Blender

Lisa Greenwald

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Kale, My Ex, and Other Things to Toss in a Blender

Age Rating, Reading Level & Content Guide

by Lisa Greenwald

Reading Level 6 11LE Ages 9-12 Balanced Read

The text is written at a 6th grade reading level, the subject matter is intended for middle graders (ages 9–12), and the content is mild with minimal sensitive material.

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About This Book

Mia’s summer kicks off with a breakup that feels like a storm, but what if a food truck and a clever plan could turn heartache into the coolest adventure? When her best friend teams up with her to mix up the perfect revenge recipe — involving kale, snow cones, and a fake online persona — things get wild, funny, and totally unforgettable. Sometimes, the best way to heal a broken heart is with a little creativity and a lot of laughs.

Quick Assessment

This middle-grade novel follows Mia as she navigates a tough breakup during her summer vacation, balancing humor and heartfelt moments. Together with her best friend, she embarks on a creative scheme involving a food truck and an online persona to cope with her feelings and gain independence. The story is age-appropriate for 9-12-year-olds, touching on themes of friendship, dating, and self-discovery with light emotional content and no explicit material.

Why we rated Kale, My Ex, and Other Things to Toss in a Blender 11LE

Kale, My Ex, and Other Things to Toss in a Blender is written at a Level 6 reading level across 274 pages. Strong independent readers around grade 7.0 can typically handle this book on their own; with parent or teacher support, Kale, My Ex, and Other Things to Toss in a Blender works for readers up to grade 8.0.

We rate Kale, My Ex, and Other Things to Toss in a Blender as 11LE ("Light — Emotional") because the content sits in the "Mild" range — mild conflict — the kind a child encounters in normal play and sibling life. Across our four dimensions (emotional, physical, social, thematic) the book reads as evenly mild; no single dimension stands out as a concern.

No specific content flags were raised by community reviewers, which is consistent with the mild intensity score.

Thematically, Kale, My Ex, and Other Things to Toss in a Blender explores friendship, coming of age, romance, humor, and social customs — these threads give the book room to mean different things to different readers.

Good fit for

  • Children in the Ages 9-12 range — the maturity and attention span match the story's pacing.
  • Patient readers who enjoy slower, character-driven stories.
  • Kids drawn to stories about friendship, coming of age, romance.

Maybe not for

  • ! Reluctant readers who need a fast hook — the pacing here rewards patience.

For Parents

Content Intensity

11LE — Light — Emotional
Emotional
Light
Physical
Clear
Social
Light
Thematic
Clear

Light conflict or tension. Mild peril resolved quickly.

Data confidence: standard

Was our "Mild" content intensity rating accurate for this book?

Reading Insights

Hook Factor

2/10

A steady, thoughtful read that rewards patient readers.

Discussion Potential

2/10

A lighter read — great for independent enjoyment.

Book DNA

Multi-dimensional content fingerprint

Vocabulary Level
5
Emotional Weight
4
Theme Richness
5
World Scope
1
Data Confidence
7

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Details

Book Length

274 pages
ISBN
9780399556388
Pages
274
Publisher
Random House Books for Young Readers
Published
2017
Type
Fiction

Genres

Subjects

DatingFriendship