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How to sell your family to the aliens

Paul Noth

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How to sell your family to the aliens

Age Rating, Reading Level & Content Guide

by Paul Noth

Reading Level 6 11LE Ages 9-12 Balanced Read

The text is written at a 6th grade reading level, the subject matter is intended for middle graders (ages 9–12), and the content is mild with minimal sensitive material.

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About This Book

Happy Conklin Jr. is the only 10-year-old who shaves three times a day—and that’s just the start of his crazy life! With a dad inventing wild gadgets and a grandma ruling the mansion, Hap's family is anything but normal. When Hap accidentally sells his entire family to aliens, the challenge to get them back will take all his wits—and then some!

Themes

HumorFamilyAbilityExtraterrestrial beingsInventorsAdventure

Quick Assessment

This humorous middle-grade novel follows 10-year-old Happy Conklin Jr., whose eccentric family life is turned upside down when he accidentally sells them to aliens. The story features quirky characters and inventive scenarios that explore themes of family dynamics and individuality. Suitable for ages 9-12, it offers lighthearted comedy with some mild peril and imaginative adventure.

Why we rated How to sell your family to the aliens 11LE

How to sell your family to the aliens is written at a Level 6 reading level across 212 pages. Strong independent readers around grade 7.0 can typically handle this book on their own; with parent or teacher support, How to sell your family to the aliens works for readers up to grade 8.0.

We rate How to sell your family to the aliens as 11LE ("Light — Emotional") because the content sits in the "Mild" range — mild conflict — the kind a child encounters in normal play and sibling life. Across our four dimensions (emotional, physical, social, thematic) the book reads as evenly mild; no single dimension stands out as a concern.

No specific content flags were raised by community reviewers, which is consistent with the mild intensity score.

Thematically, How to sell your family to the aliens explores humor, family, ability, extraterrestrial beings, and inventors — these threads give the book room to mean different things to different readers.

Good fit for

  • Children in the Ages 9-12 range — the maturity and attention span match the story's pacing.
  • Kids drawn to stories about humor, family, ability.

Maybe not for

  • ! Readers looking for something heavier — this is a gentle, low-stakes story by design.

For Parents

Content Intensity

11LE — Light — Emotional
Emotional
Light
Physical
Light
Social
Clear
Thematic
Light

Light conflict or tension. Mild peril resolved quickly.

Data confidence: standard

Was our "Mild" content intensity rating accurate for this book?

Reading Insights

Hook Factor

3/10

A steady, thoughtful read that rewards patient readers.

Discussion Potential

2/10

A lighter read — great for independent enjoyment.

Book DNA

Multi-dimensional content fingerprint

Vocabulary Level
5
Emotional Weight
4
Theme Richness
6
World Scope
1
Data Confidence
7

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Details

Book Length

212 pages
ISBN
9781681196572
Pages
212
Publisher
Bloomsbury Publishing
Published
2018
Type
Fiction

Subjects

Humorous StoriesFamiliesAbilityExtraterrestrial BeingsInventorsGrandmothersFamily LifeGrandparents