If we'd wanted quiet, we would have raised goldfish
Bruce Lansky
If we'd wanted quiet, we would have raised goldfish
Age Rating, Reading Level & Content Guide
Poems for Parents
by Bruce Lansky
The text is written at a 3rd grade reading level, the subject matter is intended for younger children (ages 5–8), and the content is gentle with no concerning themes.
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About This Book
The house is buzzing with noise—laughs, footsteps, and a little chaos all around. Suddenly, a poem pops up, capturing the wild, wonderful whirlwind of family life. But what happens when quiet isn’t an option?
Themes
Quick Assessment
This poetry anthology explores the lively and heartfelt moments of parenting through 50 accessible poems paired with sensitive black-and-white photographs. Written for early readers aged 5 to 8, it celebrates the joyful chaos of family life with simple language and relatable themes. Parents should know it offers a warm, poetic glimpse into everyday experiences without any content concerns.
For Parents
Content Intensity
Level 1 — GentleNo conflict beyond everyday childhood experiences. Safe for sensitive readers.
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Reading Insights
Hook Factor
1/10A steady, thoughtful read that rewards patient readers.
Discussion Potential
1/10A lighter read — great for independent enjoyment.
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Details
Book Length
- ISBN
- 0881662100
- Pages
- 90
- Publisher
- Meadowbrook Press
- Published
- 1994
- Type
- Fiction